Ha, I scoff at the cold & wet! (unless the cold and wet
comes from the ice cream, that is)
When I was at Brandeis, we had an on-campus coffee house. They carried Ben & Jerry's ice cream too. I'd go down there in January and get ice cream & hot chocolate.

I'm an ice cream fiend.
Plus, it's obviously ice cream season - the trucks are out and about every afternoon! I've been jonesing for ice cream ever since they started.