So... E is hoping to go commercial with his beer within a year by contract brewing through a local microbrewery. He needs to get the branding going, and his planned name is Laughing Lemur Brewery.
So he found this guy online (I'm not sure where he's actually located) who makes rustic carved wood sculptures of animals. It's exactly the style Eric was looking for. He commissioned a tap handle from the guy, and it came today. Eric is so ecstatic and excited, he's like a little kid!
He's got good reason to be, the thing is awesome. Look:

And he's got a great, goofy grin.

How cute is that?!
Eric just needs the guy to taper the bottom to fit on taps, and enlarge the oval to fit the name of the beer as well as the name of the brewery... and he's all set!